guy:

nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on

(Source: guy)

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  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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(Source: cyber-yeezuss)

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(Source: etsy.com)

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(Source: flakyane)

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gratificado:

SEND me snapchat: dionatabodini

gratificado:

SEND me snapchat: dionatabodini

(Source: excitative)

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(Source: honeyes)

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simsgonewrong:

she gave birth to triplets and promptly threw up on her baby…

simsgonewrong:

she gave birth to triplets and promptly threw up on her baby…

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(Source: dewogong)

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benjoyment:

This is simply a followup to my previous post, showing what a difference just 10 minutes can make.

benjoyment:

This is simply a followup to my previous post, showing what a difference just 10 minutes can make.

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(Source: luzzbightyear)

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parasailin-sarahpalin:

I don’t want hot sauce,  I want a sauce with a great personality

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: pearents)

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  • <b> me:</b> i am actually so happy with my life right now for once<p><b>next day:</b> *everything fucks up*<p>
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iim